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A normal Saturday at The Glocks’ (?)

“We have 3 jars of umami paste in the fridge but no tapenade! What’s wrong with house?” (meaning having 3 jars of umami paste in the fridge is entirely normal for all fridges everywhere but having no tapenade is an offense against society and it’s outrageous that we don’t have an tapenade in the fridge…

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